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Welcome to Zoom Theater! Sit down and "watch" a play. Everyone has to pay $4000 to come and watch BUT adults, children and really weird people are free! LOL. Come in and enjoy the show!

And here is "Over Fifty Flavors" starring Frances and Eric of season three! Oh ya, before watching this, you might want to get some ice cream or something to eat while watching the show, so that you don't drool all over the seats! lol!

Over Fifty Flavors

By Leigh S. of Franklin, OH

CAST:
Girl
Mr. Ice

PROPS/COSTUMES:
Props: Counter, ice cream scoop. Costumes: White paper hat and white apron with ice cream stains on it (for Mr. Ice).

SETTING: An ice cream shop.

(Girl is standing at an ice cream counter. Mr. Ice is standing behind the counter.)

Girl:
Hmmmm... what do I want... there's SO much to choose from.

Mr. Ice:
Over 50 flavors!

Girl:
Wow! I don't know how I'll ever pick! What do you have?

Mr. Ice:
Strawberry, Chocolate, Mint Chocolate Chip...

Girl:
(Girl puts hand on her hip.)

Wait! Don't tell me all the boring regular flavors! I want to hear the cool ones!

Mr. Ice:
Sure, no problem! We have Pistachio, Marshmallow Mash, Moose...

Girl:
Wait!

Mr. Ice:
(Looking confused.)

What?

Girl:
I was wondering...do you have samples?

Mr. Ice:
Nooooo.

Girl:
Not just the teensiest, eensiest taste?

Mr. Ice:
Sorry.

Girl:
Well, go on.

Mr. Ice:
We have orange sherbet, lemon sherbet, raspberry...

Girl:
Stop!

Mr. Ice:
What?!

Girl:
Don't list the sherbets... I don't like those.

Mr. Ice:
O.K. We have Tin Roof Sundae, Caramel Fudge Butter Cream Twist, Bavarian Whip, Chocolate Crunch...

Girl:
Hold it!

Mr. Ice:
What now?!

Girl:
Does the Chocolate Crunch have nuts in it? Because if it has nuts in it, I don't want it. I don't like nuts, so don't list any of the ones with nuts in them, okey dokey?

Mr. Ice:
(Looking annoyed.)

Okey dokey, we have Lemon Munch, Watermelon Blast...

Girl:
Hold on...

Mr. Ice:
(Rolls his eyes.)

What NOW?

Girl:
(With a thoughtful frown.)

I'm not in a fruity mood, so leave out all the ones with fruit in them ok?

Mr. Ice:
(Losing patience.)

Fine, we have Bubble Gum, Monster Mash, Rocky Road, Hog Heaven, Chocolate Peanut Marshmallow Swirl...

Girl:
Stop!

Mr. Ice:
(Sounding very agitated.)

What is it!?!

Girl:
Well I was just wondering if you could tell me what all the flavors tasted like.

Mr. Ice:
I don't KNOW!

Girl:
(In disbelief.)

You work here and you don't know?

Mr. Ice:
Hey over 50 flavors takes a while to eat!

Girl:
(Still doubtful.)

I guess so. So what else do you have?

Mr. Ice:
That's it.

Girl:
That was NOT over 50 flavors.

Mr. Ice:
If you leave out all the sherbets, the ones that are ordinary and have nuts or fruit it is.

Girl:
As usual, I'll just go with my favorite.

Mr. Ice:
Which is?

Girl:
Vanilla, of course!

(Mr. Ice looks at the audience in disbelief. He falls over backward with an utterance of extreme disbelief.)

Girl:
(Looks over the counter and then back at the audience.)

I wonder what his problem is?

The End.

And here is Captian, Oh Captain starring Rachel and Estuardo of season four!

CAPTIAN, OH CAPTIAN

By Waverly of TN

CAST:
Actress
Captain
Director

PROPS/COSTUMES:
Props: director's chair; cardboard cut-out of ship (or the wheel of a ship); megaphone; powder and brush for Make-Up Assistant. Costumes: Think about the characters and decide what you'd like to wear!

SETTING: A movie set.

(All of the characters get more annoyed each time the have to re-do the scene.)

(Director and Captain are already on set.)

Director:
Where is that actress? She is sooooooo late!

(Actress runs in.)

Actress:
Here I am! Here I am! Sorry I'm late! What do I have to say?

Director:
Finally! Now, what you do is first you run in and yell, "Captain, oh Captain the ship is sinking!" And then the Captain will say, "What happened?" And you'll say, "We hit an iceberg." The Captain will say, "How fast are we going?" And you'll say, "45 knots." And the Captain will say, "What direction are we going in?" And you'll say, "Northeast." And once we get that, we'll go on. OK?

Actress:
OK, I think I got it.

(Actress exits so she can make her entrance. Director sits in chair.)

Director (calling through megaphone):
Ready, and action!

(Actress runs in.)

Actress:
Captain, oh Captain! The ship is stinking!

Director:
No, no, no. Cut! It is "sinking!"

Actress:
Ohhhhh.

(Actress exits, ready to make her entrance again.)

Director (calling through megaphone):
Ready, and action!

(Actress runs in.)

Actress:
Captain, oh Captain! The ship is sinking!

Captain:
Well what happened?

Actress:
We hit an ice cube!

Director:
No, no, no. It's "We hit an iceberg." Let's try it again.

(Actress exits. After a pause, Actress runs in.)

Actress:
Captain, oh Captain! The ship is sinking!

Captain:
Well, what happened?

Actress:
We hit an iceberg!

Captain:
How fast are we going?

Actress:
Ummmmmmmmmm, I forgot.

Director:
Eeeeerrrrrrrrr! It is "45 knots." Go back and do it again.

(Actress exits again. After a pause, she runs in.)

Actress:
Captain, oh Captain! The ship is sinking!

Captain:
Well, what happened?

Actress:
We hit an iceberg!

Captain:
How fast are we going?

Actress:
45 knots.

Captain:
What direction are we going in?

(Actress can't remember her line. She gives a blank look to the Captain.)(Director faints.)

Actress (looking at director):
Well . . . down.

The End

Welcome to "I've Come to Marry the Princess"! Sit down and enjoy the show! Starring, Zoe and Ray of season 2!

I've Come to Marry the Princess or How to Make a Royal Mess

Based on a play by Allison H. of Rochester, MN

CAST:
Prince, King, Princess: Zoe
Queen, Guard: Ray
Narrator: Jessica

PROPS/COSTUMES:
Props: Paper chain (to take people off to dungeon), 2 chairs (for King and Queen, Princess stands). Costumes: Different crowns for Prince, King, Queen and Princess. Queen and Princess crowns can have wigs attached to them. Guard-like hat for Guard.

SETTING: Inside a castle. Different crowns rest on a sign in the background that says, "Act One." For this play, all you need are two actors and a narrator. But, each actor plays more than one part! To switch parts, actors switch crowns or hats. Except for Narrator, all parts are said in a sing-song voice, like an opera.

Jessica-Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us for a night at the opera. This evening's performance is entitled, "I've Come To Marry The Princess" or "How To Make A Royal Mess."

(Zoe puts on Prince Crown to become Prince.)

Zoe-Prince:
I've come to marry the Princess.

(Ray puts on Guard hat to become Guard.)

Ray-Guard:
I'll have to ask the King!

(Zoe-Prince puts on King crown to become King and is standing on other side of Guard.)

Ray-Guard:
Someone's here to marry the Princess!

Zoe-King:
I'll have to ask the Queen!

(Ray-Guard puts on Queen crown to become Queen.)

Zoe-King:
Someone's here to marry our daughter!

Ray-Queen:
I'll have to ask her!

(Zoe-King puts on Princess crown to become Princess.)

Ray-Queen:
Someone's here to marry you!

Zoe-Princess:
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!

(Zoe-Princess puts on King crown to become King.)

Ray-Queen:
(To the King.)

No-no-nonono!

(Ray-Queen puts on Guard hat crown to become Guard.)

Zoe-King:
(To Guard.)

No-no-nonono!

(Zoe-King puts on Prince crown to become Prince.)

Ray-Guard:
(To Prince.)

No-no-nonono!

Zoe-Prince:
Off to the dungeon!

(Zoe-Prince takes Ray-Guard off to the dungeon.)

Zoe-Prince:
(To King.)

I've come to marry the Princess!

(Zoe-Prince puts on King crown to become King. Switches sides.)

Zoe-King:
I'll have to ask the Queen!

Zoe-King:
Someone's here to marry our Princess!

(Ray-Guard puts on Queen crown to become Queen.)

Ray-Queen:
I'll have to ask her!

Ray-Queen:
Someone's here to marry you!

(Zoe-King puts on Princess crown to become Princess.)

Zoe-Princess:
No-no-nonono!

(Zoe-Princess puts on Queen crown to become Queen.)

Zoe-Queen:
(To King.)

No-no-nonono!

(Zoe-Queen puts on King crown to become King.)

Zoe-King:
(To Prince.)

No-no-nonono!

(Zoe-King puts on Prince crown to become Prince and switches sides.)

Zoe-Prince:
Off to the dungeon!

(Zoe-Prince puts on King crown to become King and switches sides.)

(Zoe-Prince takes Zoe-King (herself) off to dungeon. Prince comes back.)

Zoe-Prince:
I've come to marry the Princess!

Ray-Queen:
I'll have to ask her!

Ray-Queen:
Someone's here to marry you!

(Zoe-Prince puts on Princess crown to become Princess.)

Zoe-Princess:
No-no-nonono!

Ray-Queen:
(To Prince.)

No-no-nonono!

(Zoe-Princess puts on Prince crown to become Prince. )

Zoe-Prince:
Off to the dungeon!

Zoe-Prince:
(To Princess.)

I've come to marry you!

(Zoe-Prince puts on Princess crown to become Princess and changes sides.)

Zoe-Princess:
NO-NO-NONONO!

Zoe-Princess:
Off to the dungeon!

(Zoe-Princess takes Zoe-Prince (herself) off to the dungeon.)

Zoe-Princess:
(Speaking)

Alone at last!

The End

THIS THEATER HAS WAY MORE PLAYS TO PERFORM! COMING SOON!